Much needed insurance

Sex-life Insurance:

Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Life Insurance.

The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1

If you sleep with you wife

- Legal & General

Option 2:

If you sleep with your wife in your car

- Auto & General

Option 3:

If you sleep with someone else's wife:

- Mutual & Federal

Option 4:

Sleeping with your mother-in-law

- Old Mutual

Option 5:

If you sleep with a Bushman-girl

- San-Lam

Option 6:

Sleeping with more than one person at the same time

- Prestasie or Multiplex

Option 7:

Taking advantage of the person you sleep with

- Liberty Life

Option 8:

Man sleeping with another man

- Hollard

Option 9:

Having sex on the spur of the moment

- Momentum

Option 10:

Sleeping with your ex-wife

- Outsurance

Option 11:

Sleeping with a prostitute

- Budget