Quotable Quotes

Men are like....

1. Laxatives ..... the irritate the shit out of you

2. Bananas........the older they get the less firm they are

3. The weather...nothing can be done to change them

4. Blenders......You need one, but you're not quite sure why

5. Chocolate bars...Smooth, sweet and the head right for your hips

6. Commercials......You can't believe a word they say

7. Department stores..Their clothes are always 1/2 off

8. Government Bonds...They take AGES to mature

9. Mascara...They run at the first sign of emotion

10. Popcorn..They satisfy you, but only for a short while

11. Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.

12. Lava Lamps..Fun to look at, but no very bright.

13. Parking spots...all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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Behind every successful woman is herself.

A womand is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage and a career.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich!

I'm out of Estrogen and I have a gun.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time.

Do not start with me. You will NOT win.