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These are all 'old' jokes, but that doesn't make them any less brilliant and in some cases exceptionally close to reality!!

I'm assuming that these guys aren't newly weds anymore. I know a couple of wives that deserve an add like this!!


I think we can all relate. On a Friday there is a contagious laziness around all offices, maybe your body knows it needs to take it easy on Friday to survive the punishment that you intend to inflict on it the rest of the weekend?



I love this one, this dude is brilliant and I think he should mass produce these... on the other hand, maybe not, this is uniquely hillarious!


Hence the reason I can't get married - I don't have a club, a spade or a garden to bury him in.


Australia on immigration. Who'd want to live there anyway? They are all a bunch of criminals, origins of Australia is it was a land that all criminals were banned to, so all Australians that have a bloodline that stems FROM Aus, has the potential and talents required to become a convicted criminal. And they have George Gregan, if the just export him, I would gladly say nice things about their country. ( you realise this entire rant is cause they kicked the Springboks' asses in the Tri-Nations and probably will kick our asses in any other rugby match that we attempt to play..)


See, this is what I love about kids, the honesty and simple way of expressing exactly what they need and want.


Saved the best for last: Oh my God, could this be any funnier? Sick, but then again, it fits right in with the disgusting type of humor that makes me who I am. Whoever made that sign: Dude, that was brilliant!!